O’Neale dot Net

Because I can.

O’Neale dot Net (The Thomas Zone)

Wouldn’t it be great if everyone inherently knew everything about everyone they encountered?  Since that sort of telepathy isn’t happening yet, we rely on technology to bridge that gap and feed us that kind of personal knowledge.  Right now we have all this face-booking, twittering and my-spacing  going on, and some people are saying we already know too much about each other.  But all that info on the great world wide floobernet is self-supplied.  So how much of it is true?  How much information about you or me is omitted? 

I wonder what it would be like to have all the vital information of everyone I see projected above them by my glasses.  You walk down a corridor, and above your head are all your stats popping up like in a video game.  Your current health, your affiliations, your relations;  all your stats. 

Someday we might be all connected, all parts of the great world wide floobernet.  We’d all know what and who we were, how we fit in, and pass information between us faster than the blink of an eye.  Not a hive mind; we’d still be individuals.  Just linked.

We are linked now; we’re all part of one great big thing.  We’re just not aware of exactly how. 

So who am I?  Can I define myself, or am I merely an amalgam of definitions given to me by others?  What is Lake Superior?  I can look that up on wiki, or in a solid encyclopedia, or in an atlas.  I can’t look up myself, can I? 

Image stolen from Penny Arcade.  Sorry guys.  It's just too damn cool.

These are my Tweets!

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 22:12:55 +0000...Tweet! TONeale: Monster drink. 2oo cals.
Mon, 08 Mar 2010 19:34:25 +0000...Tweet! TONeale: Danish. 440 cals.
Mon, 08 Mar 2010 19:34:02 +0000...Tweet! TONeale: Chips and sandwich 2oo and sometin. Tag later.
Fri, 05 Mar 2010 21:11:03 +0000...Tweet! TONeale: Tuna sand 4 lunch. 430 cals.
Fri, 05 Mar 2010 13:11:03 +0000...Tweet! TONeale: Food. 500 cals.
Fri, 05 Mar 2010 00:38:28 +0000...Tweet! TONeale: Pizza and o.j. 500 cals.
Thu, 04 Mar 2010 19:51:40 +0000...Tweet! TONeale: Packet of m&ms peanut type. 250 cals.
Thu, 04 Mar 2010 17:05:31 +0000...Tweet! TONeale: Sandwich... 430 cals.
Thu, 04 Mar 2010 13:07:21 +0000...Tweet! TONeale: Danish. 440 cals.
Thu, 04 Mar 2010 04:59:56 +0000...Tweet! TONeale: Dinner... 800 cal? Quiche. And coco... 300 cal. Ouch.
Wed, 03 Mar 2010 20:05:24 +0000...Tweet! TONeale: Oscar mayer flatbread chicken sandwhich. 310 cals.
Wed, 03 Mar 2010 14:47:51 +0000...Tweet! TONeale: Packet of m&ms peanut type. 250 cals.
Wed, 03 Mar 2010 14:39:22 +0000...Tweet! TONeale: 630am bowl of raisin bran. 240 cals.
Wed, 24 Feb 2010 16:43:16 +0000...Tweet! TONeale: If i traded my pickup for a toyota last year, did i participate in a "crash for clunkers" program?
Wed, 24 Feb 2010 16:24:34 +0000...Tweet! TONeale: I wonder if s.park has done an episode on the toyota sa crisis. It could sequel the pokemon episode. Japan's new plan for revenge.
Wed, 24 Feb 2010 16:06:38 +0000...Tweet! TONeale: IRS got you down? Don't be this guy. Call your local VITA office today. Let us help you. *small plane flies in background*
Wed, 24 Feb 2010 15:59:35 +0000...Tweet! TONeale: Is it too soon to use the austin incident in advertising?
Fri, 12 Feb 2010 16:40:59 +0000...Tweet! TONeale: We got 6 in of snow! Power is out. School out. Still have to work. Kids may build snowman. Pics to follow.
Sun, 07 Feb 2010 05:04:53 +0000...Tweet! TONeale: Kids of the future are going to look at legal sized paper, turn it sideways and think: "Cool, wide screen!"
Sat, 06 Feb 2010 23:34:01 +0000...Tweet! TONeale: Kids are goofy. They never want to take the warm jacket, but regret it when it gets cold later. What can you do?